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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Biography: Jerry Seinfeld is best known for creating and starring in the iconic s... more Biography: Jerry Seinfeld is best known for creating and starring in the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld." Born in Brooklyn, New York, in 1954, he began his career as a stand-up comedian. Seinfeld's observational humor made the show a cultural phenomenon, earning numerous awards and cementing his legacy in television history. less

"I prefer the old theaters because the theaters themselves are places of public gathering. We usually don't get to hang out with strangers."

Tags: Community, Nostalgia, Social interaction, Shared experience, Strangers

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

Tags: Humor, Aging, Law, Retirement, Parents

"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."

Tags: Humanity, Existentialism, Society, Children, Continuity

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem."

Tags: Perspective, Humor, Satire, Violence, Marketing

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

Tags: Leadership, Humor, Society, Human behavior, Dominance

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."

Tags: Humor, Parenting, Childhood, Kids, Funny parenting

"I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

Tags: Philosophy, Humor, Existentialism, Time management, Paradox

"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."

Tags: Critical thinking, Deception, Media, Public perception, Journalism

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."

Tags: Truth, Humor, Family, Parenting, Expectations

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

Tags: Information, Media, Journalism, Current events, News

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."

Tags: Humor, Irony, Entertainment, Men, Television

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."

Tags: Wisdom, Life lessons, Experience, Insight, Choices

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

Tags: Knowledge, Literature, Reading, Books, Culture