Satire Quotes

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" "Cynic: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be" "A conservative is a statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal who wishes to replace them with others" "Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling" "Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish"