Satire Quotes

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." "In Beverly Hills they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." "My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers." "For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn" "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it" "The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself." "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" "I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up." "I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician." "In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows" "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." "Everyone is entitled to my opinion" "The story so far In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."