Humor Quotes

"To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity." "I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir." "You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops out" "A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas" "An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." "A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know." "Opera in English, is about as sensible as baseball in Italian."