Humor Quotes

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex." "An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me" "Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling" "Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure" "Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish"