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Irony Quotes

"Civil war? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn’t every war fought between men, between brothers?"

"If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans"

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

"There is something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym"

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong"

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them"

"France, though armed to the teeth, is pacifist to the core."

"As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill."

"No good deed goes unpunished."

"Is an intelligent human being likely to be much more than a large-scale manufacturer of misunderstanding?"

"Time wounds all heels "

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that."

"Many go out for wool and come home shorn themselves."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before"

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