Irony Quotes

"I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous" "Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." "When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." "I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously." "A foolproof plan cannot be wise-proof." "When I got enough confidence the stage was gone When I was sure of Losing I won When I needed people the most they left me When I learnt to dry my tears I found a shoulder to cry on When I mastered the skill of hating Someone started loving me" "A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory" "A philosopher is someone who won't take your watch away to tell you what time it is" "I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value" "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?" "Even snakes are afraid of snakes." "If you were to try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?" "A joke is a very serious thing" "It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver." "People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me."