Irony Quotes

"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills" "Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure" "Famous: Conspicuously miserable" "As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, they no longer are. " "Half the people you know are below average" "Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow" "Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." "A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know." "When you’re happy and you know it, fake a smile and don’t show it" "A banana peel is not funny when you are the one slipping on it" "All generalizations are false, including this one" "We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst." "The wicked are great drinkers of water; as the flood proved" "A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married" "A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working"