Irony Quotes

"Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling" "Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills" "Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure" "Famous: Conspicuously miserable" "As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, they no longer are. " "Half the people you know are below average" "Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow" "No good deed goes unpunished." "Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." "A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know."